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Google SA appoints new CEO

September 30th, 2010 | Add a Comment

Much has recently been said about Trevoh Noah’s appointment as the Cell C CEO – Customer Experience Officer – in thier bid to increase market share in the competive cell phone market, but Google in an effort to capitalise on the South African internet market have appointed a new CEO – Chief Executive Officer. Luke Mckend who has been charged with the responsibility of carrying Google SA forward begins his duties 1 November. Mckend is a South African who has worked in the London office. He attended Fish Hoek High, and went on to complete his tertiary education at Stellenbosch University. I look forward to seeing what a South African boy can do for the advancement of the South African online market. From all the Vuvubloggers, we wish Luke Mckend everything of … Read entire article »

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An office manager was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked: “What is the fastest thing you know of?” Acknowledging the first man (A WHITE MAN), on his right, the man replied, “A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There’s no warning that it’s on the way; it’s just there. A thought is the fastest thing I … Read entire article »

Search Giants fight it out

Google launched a website on Thursday for users who want to sift through news, comments and other information on the Internet in real time, letting them follow conversations on social network hubs such as Facebook and Twitter in one place. The move expands the Internet search leader’s efforts to compete with Microsoft’s Bing in letting Web surfers track up-to-the-minute comments and postings and could also be a useful tool for organisations tracking public opinion on everything from a movie to a new product. Google’s effort underscores the importance of real-time data on social media, in an increasingly competitive Internet search arena which it dominates. Microsoft in October also announced partnerships with Twitter and Facebook to provide real-time search … Read entire article »

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A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with much sensual pleasure. But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does not find any useful information.He tries every button on the instrument, without success. Finally thefarmer decides to call the customer hotline. ”Hello, I just bought a cowmilking machine from your company, it works fantastic, but how do you remove it from the cow’s udder?” “Don’t worry sir”, replies the customer service person, ”the machine will release automatically  once it … Read entire article »

Reasons Not To Mess With Children – 7

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Reasons Not To Mess With Children – 6

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Reasons Not To Mess With Children – 5

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Reasons Not To Mess With Children – 4

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Reasons Not To Mess With Children – 3

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